Monday, April 11, 2011

A different kind of interview...

I love Tangled. Such an amazing Disney movie. It got me thinking. What would happen if I got all the Disney Princess's together for an interview? Well my friends? You're about to find out.

Me: Thank you for coming. I loved all of your movies. I also wanted to congratulate you on your individual Happily Ever Afters. Okay. Here is my first question. Which one of you had the worst childhood?

Ariel: I didn't have a mother. And I was part fish, who loved a human. Kinda sucked.

Pocohontas: I didn't have a mother either. And I don't really know what I'm doing here since I watched my true love sail off into the sunset without me, so I'm going to go run through the forest now.

Snow White: Be sure to make friends with the forest creatures! Oh, and I didn't have parents. Just a crazy stepmother who was super jealous of me.

Cinderella: Me too Snow White!

Ariel: Not to mention I'm the only princess that has red hair. What's with that?

Aurora: I never saw my parents until I was 16.

Belle: It was always just dad and me. I read a lot.

Jasmine: Just me and dad. I had a happy childhood, but I was almost forced to marry someone I didn't love.

Rapunzel: I was locked in a tower for 18 years.

Ariel: That sucks.

Jasmine: Yeah. How boring.

Tiana: I got turned into a frog.

Belle: Ew! That's kind of gross. And I don't get grossed out very easy.

Snow White: I ate a poison apple. And died.

Jasmine: That was stupid. Why on earth would you do that?

Cinderella: I was a slave for my child and teenage years.

Aurora: You win.

Ariel: Yeah. How depressing.

Me: Okay. Next question. Who married the hottest prince?

Jasmine: Me.

Cinderella: Whatever! The moment I saw my prince I knew he was the best.

Snow White: Um ... you didn't even know he was the prince. My prince on the other hand, kissed me and woke me up when I died. True. Story.

Cinderella: Creepy. Mine's still better.

Aurora: Oh yeah? All he did was dance around a ballroom. Mine at least did something useful. He fought a dragon.

Tiana: Mine was a frog. Like I was. We fell in love and were married. As frogs.

Jasmine: Weird!

Cinderella: Yeah, at least mine wasn't an animal!

Belle: Hey!

Rapunzel: I thought the beast was cute, Belle.

Belle: He is. Don't judge me.

Jasmine: Oh, Rapunzel. Quit trying to be nice.

Ariel: You're just jealous that she married Flynn Rider!

Jasmine: ....

Aurora: He's dreamy. I wouldn't mind dancing in the forest with him.

Snow White: *Sigh*

Rapunzel: Back off you guys. I have a frying pan and I know how to use it.

Belle: Well you and Rapunzel do have something in common Jasmine. You both married thieves.

Rapunzel: Reformed thieves.

Jasmine: Always the optimist.

Me: Okay ladies. Now that we have that out of the way... One last question. What are you going to do now?

Rapunzel: I'm going to Disneyland! And I'm going to burn down my old tower. That would be fun!

Flynn Rider: I'll bring the matches! And a frying pan! Scrambled eggs for everyone!

Jasmine: Wait! Flynn Rider's here? How's my hair?

Aurora: Squeee!!!

Belle: I'm going to be a librarian!

Beast: ROAR!!

**Screams All Around**

Me: Sorry about that. Back to the question...

Jasmine: I'm totally going on a cruise. I'll get to wear my bikini!

Mulan: Um...Jasmine? How would that be different than any other day?

Jasmine: Hey, get out of here Mulan! You aren't even a princess!

Ariel: I'm going to be part of your world. Fish are friends. Not food.

Tiana: I want to start a family and run my restaurant.

Cinderella: Lame. I'm going to live happily ever after.

Snow White: Whatever! That's my line! After I died...

Jasmine: Oh, get over it Snow White!

Tiana: Hopefully we won't have tadpoles...

Aurora: I think I'll take a nap and have my three fairies clean the castle for me.

Me: Thank you so much ladies. I hope you live Happily Ever After forever and ever! :D


Savannah Smith said...

Oh my goodness this totally made my WEEK! :) I totally had a *SQUEE* moment with Flynn Rider <3 I'm a Tangled Fangirl ;) Great great GREAT post!!!

Megan @ Reading for Refuge said...

That is hilarious.... and I think you have had too much time on your hands this weekend! :)

Lizzie said...

I love it Channy. So fun. I can totally picture it. hehehe

Ruth Josse said...

Wow, there's sure a lot of jealousy going on. They need to learn to be happy for each other.


Michelle Merrill said...

This is awesome! And I agree with the Flynn Rider crush. Squee's all around!

You have great voice Chantele :)

Renee Collins said...

hahaha, awesome. I unabashedly love Disney. :)

I'll say hi to Rapunzel for you when I'm at Disneyland next month!

J.R. Johansson said...

Love this! So awesomely creative! :)

Tiana Smith said...

Loved this, and love Flynn Rider :) My hubby and I rented Tangled last weekend and watched it a couple of times before returning it!

Demitria said...

So funny. I haven't seen Tangled, but I'll be sure to check it out.

Kerri Cuev said...

OMG I am dying with laughter here. Sooo funny! I love all those movies and just picturing this interview was hilarious! Great interview.

Chaleese said...

I loved this..I want to be a princess..Rapunzel, to be exact. I mean I get to have magic hair, not to mention kiss Flynn Rider. Also he saves my life by cutting off my magic hair-then I get to save his life with my awesome magic. Oh, then I get to live in an awesome castle with Eugene as my husband, I get to have all that hotness to myself for the rest of my life. Could life get any better?

Melanie Jacobson said...

"And I'm not grossed out easily." Hahahaha!

Chantele Sedgwick said...

@ChaleeseFlynn Rider is mine. Just sayin'. ;)
@Ruth I know! You would think Princess's would be a little nicer! ;)

@Savannah Smith I love Flynn Rider too! :D
@Megan @ Reading for Refuge Yes. Yes I did.
@Michelle Merrill Thanks Michelle! :D
@Renee Collins I LOVE Disney. I'm so jealous that you're going to Disneyland. I love Disneyland. :(
@Jenn Johansson Thanks Jenn! :)
@Tiana Smith It's so good huh? Love it! :D
@DemitriaIt's so cute! :)
@Kerri CuevThanks Kerri! :) Pretty sure I was a little bored... ;)
@Melanie Jacobson Thanks for stopping by Melanie! Ha ha! :
)@LizzieThank Liz! :D

Lynda R Young as Elle Cardy said...

lol, so funny. I haven't seen Tangled yet but I keep hearing wonderful things about it.

Candice said...

That was extremely clever, creative and entertaining! I loved it!

Anonymous said...

oh, hilarious!!1

Chantele Sedgwick said...

@Lynda R Young You have to watch Tangled! It's seriously so cute!!@Candice Thanks Candice! :D I was obviously very bored...
@Bekah Snow Thanks! :D