I love Tangled. Such an amazing Disney movie. It got me thinking. What would happen if I got all the Disney Princess's together for an interview? Well my friends? You're about to find out.
Me: Thank you for coming. I loved all of your movies. I also wanted to congratulate you on your individual Happily Ever Afters. Okay. Here is my first question. Which one of you had the worst childhood?
Ariel: I didn't have a mother. And I was part fish, who loved a human. Kinda sucked.
Pocohontas: I didn't have a mother either. And I don't really know what I'm doing here since I watched my true love sail off into the sunset without me, so I'm going to go run through the forest now.
Snow White: Be sure to make friends with the forest creatures! Oh, and I didn't have parents. Just a crazy stepmother who was super jealous of me.
Cinderella: Me too Snow White!
Ariel: Not to mention I'm the only princess that has red hair. What's with that?
Aurora: I never saw my parents until I was 16.
Belle: It was always just dad and me. I read a lot.
Jasmine: Just me and dad. I had a happy childhood, but I was almost forced to marry someone I didn't love.
Rapunzel: I was locked in a tower for 18 years.
Ariel: That sucks.
Jasmine: Yeah. How boring.
Tiana: I got turned into a frog.
Belle: Ew! That's kind of gross. And I don't get grossed out very easy.
Snow White: I ate a poison apple. And died.
Jasmine: That was stupid. Why on earth would you do that?
Cinderella: I was a slave for my child and teenage years.
Aurora: You win.
Ariel: Yeah. How depressing.
Me: Okay. Next question. Who married the hottest prince?
Jasmine: Me.
Cinderella: Whatever! The moment I saw my prince I knew he was the best.
Snow White: Um ... you didn't even know he was the prince. My prince on the other hand, kissed me and woke me up when I died. True. Story.
Cinderella: Creepy. Mine's still better.
Aurora: Oh yeah? All he did was dance around a ballroom. Mine at least did something useful. He fought a dragon.
Tiana: Mine was a frog. Like I was. We fell in love and were married. As frogs.
Jasmine: Weird!
Cinderella: Yeah, at least mine wasn't an animal!
Belle: Hey!
Rapunzel: I thought the beast was cute, Belle.
Belle: He is. Don't judge me.
Jasmine: Oh, Rapunzel. Quit trying to be nice.
Ariel: You're just jealous that she married Flynn Rider!
Jasmine: ....
Aurora: He's dreamy. I wouldn't mind dancing in the forest with him.
Snow White: *Sigh*
Rapunzel: Back off you guys. I have a frying pan and I know how to use it.
Belle: Well you and Rapunzel do have something in common Jasmine. You both married thieves.
Rapunzel: Reformed thieves.
Jasmine: Always the optimist.
Me: Okay ladies. Now that we have that out of the way... One last question. What are you going to do now?
Rapunzel: I'm going to Disneyland! And I'm going to burn down my old tower. That would be fun!
Flynn Rider: I'll bring the matches! And a frying pan! Scrambled eggs for everyone!
Jasmine: Wait! Flynn Rider's here? How's my hair?
Aurora: Squeee!!!
Belle: I'm going to be a librarian!
Beast: ROAR!!
**Screams All Around**
Me: Sorry about that. Back to the question...
Jasmine: I'm totally going on a cruise. I'll get to wear my bikini!
Mulan: Um...Jasmine? How would that be different than any other day?
Jasmine: Hey, get out of here Mulan! You aren't even a princess!
Ariel: I'm going to be part of your world. Fish are friends. Not food.
Tiana: I want to start a family and run my restaurant.
Cinderella: Lame. I'm going to live happily ever after.
Snow White: Whatever! That's my line! After I died...
Jasmine: Oh, get over it Snow White!
Tiana: Hopefully we won't have tadpoles...
Aurora: I think I'll take a nap and have my three fairies clean the castle for me.
Me: Thank you so much ladies. I hope you live Happily Ever After forever and ever! :D
17 comments:
Oh my goodness this totally made my WEEK! :) I totally had a *SQUEE* moment with Flynn Rider <3 I'm a Tangled Fangirl ;) Great great GREAT post!!!
That is hilarious.... and I think you have had too much time on your hands this weekend! :)
I love it Channy. So fun. I can totally picture it. hehehe
Wow, there's sure a lot of jealousy going on. They need to learn to be happy for each other.
Funny!
This is awesome! And I agree with the Flynn Rider crush. Squee's all around!
You have great voice Chantele :)
hahaha, awesome. I unabashedly love Disney. :)
I'll say hi to Rapunzel for you when I'm at Disneyland next month!
Love this! So awesomely creative! :)
Loved this, and love Flynn Rider :) My hubby and I rented Tangled last weekend and watched it a couple of times before returning it!
So funny. I haven't seen Tangled, but I'll be sure to check it out.
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OMG I am dying with laughter here. Sooo funny! I love all those movies and just picturing this interview was hilarious! Great interview.
I loved this..I want to be a princess..Rapunzel, to be exact. I mean I get to have magic hair, not to mention kiss Flynn Rider. Also he saves my life by cutting off my magic hair-then I get to save his life with my awesome magic. Oh, then I get to live in an awesome castle with Eugene as my husband, I get to have all that hotness to myself for the rest of my life. Could life get any better?
"And I'm not grossed out easily." Hahahaha!
@ChaleeseFlynn Rider is mine. Just sayin'. ;)
@Ruth I know! You would think Princess's would be a little nicer! ;)
@Savannah Smith I love Flynn Rider too! :D
@Megan @ Reading for Refuge Yes. Yes I did.
@Michelle Merrill Thanks Michelle! :D
@Renee Collins I LOVE Disney. I'm so jealous that you're going to Disneyland. I love Disneyland. :(
@Jenn Johansson Thanks Jenn! :)
@Tiana Smith It's so good huh? Love it! :D
@DemitriaIt's so cute! :)
@Kerri CuevThanks Kerri! :) Pretty sure I was a little bored... ;)
@Melanie Jacobson Thanks for stopping by Melanie! Ha ha! :
)@LizzieThank Liz! :D
lol, so funny. I haven't seen Tangled yet but I keep hearing wonderful things about it.
That was extremely clever, creative and entertaining! I loved it!
oh, hilarious!!1
@Lynda R Young You have to watch Tangled! It's seriously so cute!!@Candice Thanks Candice! :D I was obviously very bored...
@Bekah Snow Thanks! :D
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