Monday, April 18, 2011
Girl: Oh, Perfect Guy. I love you more than life itself.
Perfect Guy: No, I love you more. We were meant to be together.
Other Perfect Guy: Wait! What about me? I'm perfect for you. Seriously.
Girl: I do love you Other Perfect Guy, but I love Perfect Guy more.
Other Perfect Guy: Oh, snap.
Girl: Let's run away together Perfect Guy.
Perfect Guy: We should probably finish high school first.
Perfect Guy: Let's get mad at each other for a stupid reason and I'll distance myself from you for a while.
Girl: Okay. I'm going to hang out with Other Perfect Guy while you get over your self loathing.
Other Perfect Guy: YES!
Girl: Okay. Since Perfect Guy is staying away from me for some reason, I'll pick you instead. Even though we went through all of Book 1 to get together and finally did, I'll give it all up to be with you.
Other Perfect Guy: Oh, you fickle girl, you. Kiss me!
Perfect Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Girl: I'm getting bored with Other Perfect Guy. I want Perfect Guy back.
Other Perfect Guy: But we belong together.
Girl: No. You were just a fling. I really love Perfect Guy.
Other Perfect Guy: This is stupid. I'm so pissed right now.
Perfect Guy: We are so in love. I'm so happy you chose me in the end. Even though you already did in the first place. Why do you have to add so much drama to our relationship?
Girl: Sigh. I know. I just like to leave my options open. Not anymore though. I love you. For reals this time.
Love Triangles. Love them or hate them?