Today's weird word is: curmudgeon
a bad-tempered, difficult, cantankerous person.
My goal in life is to be that curmudgeon old lady who owns a million cats and yells at kids to stay off her lawn. He he. Actually, I think Candice mentioned in the comments once that she wanted to be that old lady. Candice, if you're reading this, bring it on! We'll have to duke it out with our canes for meanest old lady on the block! ;)
What are you guys up to? Been a curmudgeon lately? Know anyone that is? He he.
*The sentence used does not reflect my real goals in life. It is indeed made up. I will not be a curmudgeon when I'm older. I'll be the cute little old lady who feeds stale cookies and too sour lemonade to people and trap them in my house talking to them for hours on end. Bwah ha ha ha ha!